i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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