She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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