she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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