can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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