now i know why i became what i already was.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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