do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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