Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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