so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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