Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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