is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.