So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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