did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The Olympian is in my bed
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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