sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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