I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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