I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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