Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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