The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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