do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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