Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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