This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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