i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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