Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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