She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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