How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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