Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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