I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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