on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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