there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
