I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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