Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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