She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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