u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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