I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
