Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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