fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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