Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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