Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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