Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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