he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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