it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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