If that was your dad, he is hot
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
So. Much. Porn.
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