a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
