apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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