its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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