i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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