I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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