belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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