i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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