I think scott just propositioned me for sex
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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