we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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