i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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