I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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