saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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