It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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